You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning |
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| Author:
| Rivenbark, Celia |
| ISBN: | 978-0-312-36301-7 |
| Publication Date: | Sep 2009 |
| Publisher: | St. Martin's Press
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| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $24.99 |
Book Description:
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From the author of the bestselling classicsWe're Just Like You,Only Prettier, andBless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
* Get yer Wassail on:...
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From the author of the bestselling classicsWe're Just Like You,Only Prettier, andBless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
* Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
* Airlines serving up one hot mess
* Action figure Jesus
* Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
* And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes,You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morningis sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.