There's No Place Like a Mobile Home for the Holidays A Redneck Christmas |
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| Author:
| Foxworthy, Jeff |
| ISBN: | 978-1-4379-5247-6 |
| Publication Date: | Jul 2008 |
| Publisher: | DIANE Publishing Company
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| Book Format: | Hardback |
| List Price: | USD $15.00 |
Book Description:
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You might be a redneck if . . . You use a bug light as a Christmas decoration. Santa Claus refuses to let your kid sit in his lap. You serve the Christmas turkey on a platter bearing Dale Earnhardt¿s picture. Jeff Foxworthy has read that Christmas is a very depressing time of year for some people. Personally, he considers the holiday season a great time to gather new material: decorations from beer companies and taxidermists, presents from yard sales, outfits that would embarrass...
More DescriptionYou might be a redneck if . . . You use a bug light as a Christmas decoration. Santa Claus refuses to let your kid sit in his lap. You serve the Christmas turkey on a platter bearing Dale Earnhardt¿s picture. Jeff Foxworthy has read that Christmas is a very depressing time of year for some people. Personally, he considers the holiday season a great time to gather new material: decorations from beer companies and taxidermists, presents from yard sales, outfits that would embarrass Madonna, and more bad jokes than you¿d hear at an accountants¿ convention. This amusing gift book also includes a CD, ¿Redneck 12 Days of Christmas.¿ Illustrations. Compact format.