The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes 1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling over and over and Over ... |
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| Author:
| Nagai, Gordon Hideaki |
| ISBN: | 978-1-61243-590-9 |
| Publication Date: | May 2016 |
| Publisher: | Ulysses Press
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| Book Format: | Ebook |
| List Price: | USD $8.99 |
Book Description:
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:
* A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. * After Humpty...
More Description A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS
As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:
* A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.
* After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.
* Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.
* Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.
* A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don’t serve minors.”